Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize
