Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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