Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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