for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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