"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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