There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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