I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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