He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
now i know why i became what i already was.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Randomize
