Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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