her vagine was all disorganized.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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