I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
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you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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