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(209): View more from California

dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity

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nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all

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(209): dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity (1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all http://tfl.nu/t93h

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(707): View more from California

I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits

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(707): I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits http://tfl.nu/21ol

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning

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More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub

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I wish i could be there for it

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(413): Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning (1-413): More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub (413): I wish i could be there for it http://tfl.nu/f5kk

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(573): View more from Missouri

I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.

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(573): I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze. http://tfl.nu/2uw1

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(256): View more from Alabama

she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.

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(256): she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy. http://tfl.nu/z1ta

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out

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Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins

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(860): Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out (1-860): Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins http://tfl.nu/pc38

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand

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(908): i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand http://tfl.nu/4jef

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...

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(403): Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees... http://tfl.nu/cx6b

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(304): View more from West Virginia

It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.

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(304): It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly. http://tfl.nu/eai2

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(361): View more from Texas

There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.

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(361): There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work. http://tfl.nu/jgfn

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(404): View more from Georgia

Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?

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At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.

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Why did I wake up by myself then?

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(404): Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach? (1-404): At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place. (404): Why did I wake up by myself then? http://tfl.nu/82c4

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(423): View more from Tennessee

She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.

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(423): She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties. http://tfl.nu/apy4

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(201): View more from New Jersey

But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.

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(201): But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling. http://tfl.nu/g0mj

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(616): View more from Michigan

Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.

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(616): Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara. http://tfl.nu/f265

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(904): View more from Florida

Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.

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(904): Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not. http://tfl.nu/ujhu

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