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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK

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• (325): View more from Texas

  just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You'll be proud of me

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  Who did you not have sex with

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  Damn it...you know me too well

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.

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• (530): View more from California

  So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.

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• (340): View more from US Virgin Islands

  $1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.

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  Glad to hear you raised your standards

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.

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  Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?

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  You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.

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