There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.