so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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