After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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