i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
