I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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