But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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