im holly from the hills drunk
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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