real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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