does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I think your dad took our porno
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
