Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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