There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
my shit smells like andre
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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