she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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