no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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