I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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