That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
what if I'm pregnant?
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i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
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3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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