I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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