I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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