My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
FUCK WHALES
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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