i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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