i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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