: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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