Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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