I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You know, be my cock's hype man.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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