Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
NoShamevember. You game?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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