We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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