They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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