I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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