If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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