I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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