that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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