Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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