just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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