I feel great
I just peed on a car
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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