i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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