Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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