i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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