I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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