Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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