Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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