I'm lost and stupid without you.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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