Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
You can't motorboat a personality
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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