SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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