I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
We need to get me chipped asap
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